This week, when the Democratic Senate trashed the Clinton-era “don’t ask, don’t tell” law designed to prevent homosexual activity and the breakdown of unit cohesion within military ranks, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) shuffled off to his Twitter account to send a note to the sponsor of the legislation: the aforementioned Gaga. “@ladygaga We did it!” Reid tweeted to Gaga, as though Gaga were a senator who had voted on the policy. “#DADT is a thing of the past.”

Ms. Gaga — a noxiously androgynous combination of Madonna, HAL 9000 and the worst of Salvador Dali — had made it her personal mission to stump for the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” On Sept. 20, 2010, Gaga made a speech in Maine replete with idiotic misconstructions of the Constitution and vicious slander about our troops (she compared them to the murderers of Matthew Shepard). Worst, she offered not a single argument as to how the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” would (SET ITAL) help (END ITAL) the military.