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Sarah Palin AND Barack Obama Told Me to Jump Off of a Bridge, but I didn’t do it! Why Not?

Sarah Palin AND Barack Obama Told Me to Jump Off of a Bridge, but I didn’t do it! Why Not?
January 10, 2011
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George apparently picked up the bottle again, because he was spending before, but now he is spending like a drunken sailor. It seems he is also driving the economy like a drunk. He must have fallen off the wagon when he had that beer summit. George also seems to be balancing our human resources better. How you say? Overseas he is using unmanned drones to kill people in Pakistan, but save American lives. Here at home in America he is using death panels to save the grandkids and kill grandma.
My parents gave me everything when I was born in this country. What they didn’t give me I can get by believing for it, not hoping and wishing, but taking action to get it, honestly, fairly, but directly!

Will Roger’s Quotes – A Time to Laugh #5

Will Roger’s Quotes – A Time to Laugh #5
January 5, 2011
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First jobs
Rogers worked the Dog Iron Ranch for a few years. Near the end of 1901, he and a friend left home with aspirations to work as gauchos in Argentina. They arrived in Argentina in May 1902, and spent five months trying to make it as ranch owners in the pampas. Rogers and his partner lost all their money, and in his words, “I was ashamed to send home for more,” so the two friends separated and Rogers sailed for South Africa. It is often claimed he took a job breaking in horses for the British Army, but the Boer War had ended three months earlier. Rogers actually got work at Piccione’s ranch in Mooi River Station.

He began his show business career as a trick roper in “Texas Jack’s Wild West Circus”:
He (Texas Jack) had a little Wild West aggregation that visited the camps and did a tremendous business. I did some roping and riding, and Jack, who was one of the smartest showmen I ever knew, took a great interest in me. It was he who gave me the idea for my original stage act with my pony. I learned a lot about the show business from him. He could do a bum act with a rope that an ordinary man couldn’t get away with, and make the audience think it was great, so I used to study him by the hour, and from him I learned the great secret of the show business—knowing when to get off. It’s the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

Will Roger’s Quotes – A Time to Laugh #3

Will Roger’s Quotes – A Time to Laugh #3
January 5, 2011
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Will Rogers: ” His folksy humor and honest, intelligent observations about the government and America earned the respect of the nation. Eventually, Will roped in some nominations of his own. He declined a nomination to be governor of Oklahoma and became honorary mayor of Beverly Hills in 1925. For the 1928 election, Life magazine formed the Anti Bunk Party, in the hope that their nominee for the Presidency of the United States would not talk “bunk,” as other politicians did.

Pelosi Saves Her Best For Last – Let go of the gavel lady!

Pelosi Saves Her Best For Last – Let go of the gavel lady!
January 5, 2011
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the jaw-dropping quote you’re about to see “the perfect ending to [Pelosi's] ruinous tenure as Speaker,” and I’d have to agree. Her “we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it” gem and her repugnant slanders of the CIA deserve major dishonorable mentions, but this statement from her valedictory presser as Speaker may take the cake.

How Do We Save America? by Garland E. Harris (This is a work in progress.)

How Do We Save America? by Garland E. Harris (This is a work in progress.)
December 29, 2010
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The spiritual problem of man, in America and everywhere else, is at the root of all other problems. Attempting to solve the other problems without solving the spiritual first is like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound, to coin an old yarn. The well spring of freedom begins with the words spoken by Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago, “If the son therefore shall make you free ye shall be free indeed.”

Bush is still President! I know that may be hard to believe, but I keep hearing & seeing…

Bush is still President! I know that may be hard to believe, but I keep hearing & seeing…
December 29, 2010
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George apparently picked up the bottle again, because he was spending before, but now he is spending like a drunken sailor. It seems he is also driving the economy like a drunk. He must have fallen off the wagon when he had that beer summit. George also seems to be balancing our human resources better. How you say? Overseas he is using unmanned drones to kill people in Pakistan, but save American lives. Here at home in America he is using death panels to save the grandkids and kill grandma.
My parents gave me everything when I was born in this country. What they didn’t give me I can get by believing for it, not hoping and wishing, but taking action to get it, honestly, fairly, but directly!

American Meltdown From Within Results of DADT

American Meltdown From Within Results of DADT
December 22, 2010
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This week, when the Democratic Senate trashed the Clinton-era “don’t ask, don’t tell” law designed to prevent homosexual activity and the breakdown of unit cohesion within military ranks, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) shuffled off to his Twitter account to send a note to the sponsor of the legislation: the aforementioned Gaga. “@ladygaga We did it!” Reid tweeted to Gaga, as though Gaga were a senator who had voted on the policy. “#DADT is a thing of the past.”

Ms. Gaga — a noxiously androgynous combination of Madonna, HAL 9000 and the worst of Salvador Dali — had made it her personal mission to stump for the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” On Sept. 20, 2010, Gaga made a speech in Maine replete with idiotic misconstructions of the Constitution and vicious slander about our troops (she compared them to the murderers of Matthew Shepard). Worst, she offered not a single argument as to how the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” would (SET ITAL) help (END ITAL) the military.

Coburn, DeMint Discuss Secret Bills Passed in Senate

Coburn, DeMint Discuss Secret Bills Passed in Senate
December 15, 2010
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This explains why we must always have a tea party going on! Stay vigilant folks..

Senator Jim DeMint:94 Percent of Senate Bills Passed Secretly With No Debate, No Vote! Shame on You!

Senator Jim DeMint:94 Percent of Senate Bills Passed Secretly With No Debate, No Vote! Shame on You!
December 15, 2010
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Senator Jim DeMint: 94% of Senate Bills Passed Secretly With No Debate, No Vote!

Robert Gibbs Is Very Angry Senate Will Read Legislation Before Voting On It

Robert Gibbs Is Very Angry Senate Will Read Legislation Before Voting On It
December 15, 2010
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White House press secretary Robert Gibbs is angry that Senator Jim DeMint is going to require a Senate clerk to spend 12 whole hours reading the START arms deal aloud before senators vote on it.